Instead of performing Charles Dickens’ beloved holiday classic for the umpteenth time, three actors decide to perform every Christmas story ever told—add a sprinkling of Christmas traditions from around the world, seasonal icons from ancient times to contemporary pop-culture, and every carol ever sung—and you’ve got a madcap romp through the holiday season.  Part vaudeville and part Complete Works of William Shakespeare…Abridged, Every Christmas Story Ever Told… is a fast, furious, and slightly irreverent look at holiday classics and traditions. Santa Claus, Rudolph, the Grinch, and just about every other seasonal character, make an appearance in this racy comedy that will have you laughing all the way to the New Year!

PERFORMANCE DATES: December 1st-17th, 2023

CAST: Kent Ross, Kelly Carroll, Kyle Hager

CREW: Director – Don Steele, Costumes, Deedee Miller, Sound – Kyle Tallent, Lights – Ruby Quezada Valadez, Stage Managers – Mellisa Bosley/Amanda Mize, Voiceover artists – Josh Roesener, Steve Deno

MENU: Spring salad mix, roast beef with gravy, fancy baked potato wedges, California vegetable mix, roll, carrot cake with cream cheese frosting

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