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Don’t Drink the Water
January 28, 1993 - February 20, 1993
This farce takes place inside an American Embassy behind the Iron Curtain. Returning from a European tour, Newark, New Jersey, caterer Walter Hollander, wife Marion, and daughter Susan, accidentally wander into a restricted area and take photos for Walter’s new hobby of photography and are caught by Krojack, the head of the secret police, who suspects espionage and attempts to arrest them. The tourists, however, are granted asylum in the American Embassy, temporarily supervised by Axel Magee, son of the ambassador. There the Hollanders meet mad Father Drobney, who for six years has enjoyed sanctuary within the embassy’s confines. Although the United States attempts to rescue the family by repatriating Vulgarian agent Grey Fox, he commits suicide before an exchange can be negotiated. When middle-aged student agitators picket and bomb the embassy, Magee accidentally thinks up an escape plan that Susan forces him to share with the rest of the family. The Hollanders dress up as dignitaries and attempt an escape when the escape fails, Walter and Marion don the robes of a visiting sultan and his harem and rush out of the embassy. Susan happily bids her parents farewell and secures diplomatic immunity by marrying Magee.
PERFORMANCE DATES: January 28 – February 20, 1993
CAST: Father Drobney – Ken Dean, Ambassador Magee/Sultan of Bashir – Greg White, Kilroy – Kent Ross, Axel Magee – Chris Pyle, Walter Hollander – Jim Johnson, Marion Hollander – Joanne Welchel, Susan Hollander – Chris Keehn, Krojack – Steve Letro, Guard/Sultan’s First Wife – Michelle Drenth, Guard/Countess Bordoni – Darleen Clifton Smith, Burns – Roger Maas, Chef – Kent Ross, Kasnar – Roger Maas
CREW: Director – Don Steele, Stage Manager – Michelle Drenth, Costumes – Connie Hudnett, Props – Roger Maas, Lights – Connie Penick, Sound – Keith Reimer
MENU: Coleslaw, scalloped potatoes, green beans, BBQ pork chops, corn bread, coconut custard squares. Catering provided by Brona Love, Milly White, Lori Reetz, Pete Bethke, Karen Koontz, Barry Metcalf, Matt Cole, members of the Company.